As natural as it is, it’s kind of amazing that the human body can create and excrete a special kind of food to keep a baby alive and healthy without any other input. And we’re hardly alone: mammals as a class are
But here’s the thing: milk can get weird. From lactations that are closer to butter than milk, to cream cheese thrown up by a bird, to superbug-killing sweat, there’s more to the pint in your refrigerator than meets the eye. Here are some of the strangest.
Platypuses: sweatiest milk
You can’t talk about weird animal milks without mentioning platypuses and their puggles. See, unlike most mammals, platypodes don’t have nipples with which to suckle their young – so their bodies do the next most obvious choice, and simply ooze milk from the surface of their skin, like sweat.
Hungry platypups will then
“Platypus are such weird animals that it would make sense for them to have weird biochemistry,” said Janet Newman, a scientist at Australia’s national science agency CSIRO, in a
“By taking a closer look at their milk, we’ve characterized a new protein that has unique antibacterial properties with the potential to save lives,” she explained. Dubbed the Shirley Temple – due to its ringlet-like appearance – it’s hoped that this substance might give humans an edge over antibiotic-resistant superbugs that are
Not bad for an animal that was
Hooded seals: fattiest milk
All milk has some fat content, but exactly how much of the liquid is lipids can vary way more than you may think. Take the black rhinoceros, for example: if they weren’t critically endangered, they’d be a boon to the diet industry, as they naturally produce milk that is just around 0.2 percent fat –
Then there’s the hooded seal. These blubbery mamas only nurse their pups for around four days, but they sure pack a lot in during that time: their milk is more than 60 percent fat – nearly twice as much as is in heavy cream. By drinking around 10 liters of the stuff per day (to put that another way, around twenty times what a human newborn takes from their mother) the baby seals are able to pack on about 7 kilograms (15 pounds) in that half-a-week of life, or roughly 30 percent of their birth mass every day. It would be as if an average human baby had zobbed up to 10 kilograms (22 pounds) by the time they were four days old.
Not that such a huge weight increase would be surprising if you were putting away the calories a newborn hooded seal does. “[The] gross energy content of hooded seal milk is 5.9 kcal/g,” notes
“This energy consumption equivalent would be similar to a 6-year-old human […] consuming 109 McDonald’s Big Mac[s] per day for 4 days,” the authors add, “although the fat percentage would still be less than hooded seal milk.”
Pigeons: crop milk
All mammals make milk, but not everything that makes milk is a mammal. Pigeons, for example, are one of
Now, we know what you’re thinking: that sounds more like puke than milk. But don’t let the origin point fool you – pigeon crop milk is closer to boob milk than you might think, both in its production and its composition. Like in mammals, it’s stimulated by the hormone prolactin and is the only food a newly hatched birb will consume. And it’s seemingly perfectly designed to nourish a developing squab or chick – so much so that when scientists tried to replicate the concoction in the 1950s, mimicking the fat-protein-carb-mineral makeup as best they could, the baby birds
We now know that pigeon milk contains specific antioxidants and immune-boosting antibodies – properties that don’t only benefit the babies. “It is possible that […] they are directly enhancing the immune system of the developing squab as well as protecting the parental crop tissue,” noted Meagan Gillespie, a researcher at CSIRO Livestock Industries, Australian Animal Health Laboratory, in a
So why aren’t we all rushing out to the London Underground, milking stools at the ready? Well, pigeon milk can’t exactly be poured onto cereal or into a morning coffee: it’s
One saving grace? Pigeons are apparently equal-opportunities parents, with both mommy and daddy birds producing this yummy regurgitation. Now that’s co-parenting.
Jumping spider: creepiest milk
Look, we don’t want to hear about how spiders are actually cute or whatever: the fact is, there’s a reason that movies with names like Arachnophobia and Eight Legged Freaks are listed under “horror” while Kung Fu Panda is a “family comedy”. Spiders may be an interesting and unique branch of the evolutionary tree, but cuddly they are not.
That said, there is at least one species of arachnid which is, if not actually cute, then something approaching it.
It’s a
Like its mammalian equivalents, jumping spider milk contains fats, sugars, and proteins – in fact, it’s about four times as protein-rich as cow milk. But you probably wouldn’t want to drink it: we’re not quite sure how it’s made, but one leading theory is that it’s the liquified remains of eggs that failed to mature properly. Delicious.
Hippos: (not) pink milk
Kind of a cheat, this one: the interesting thing about hippo milk is that it’s… pretty normal, actually.
Why is that noteworthy? You may have heard a
Well, no. Like all mammals, the milk of hippos is white, or at least white-ish. It’s not entirely clear where the concept of it being pink came from – though it’s had some
But “while [that’s] possible, it’s also pretty unlikely, as baby hippos are very efficient eaters,” explains
“Reports of actual pink milk are limited not only by the low odds that these two fluids will mingle, but also thanks to the difficulty of getting a close look at the hippo’s feeding process,” they add. “Female hippos are most likely to attack when they are pregnant or taking care of their young, and few are brave enough to tangle with a mad 3,000-pound (1,361-kilogram) momma just to get a glimpse of her milk.”